Lets Laugh
  


       


 Living Long
Gloria, out for a walk, notices this little old man rocking in a chair on his porch and approaches him.
'I can't help noticing how happy you look, 'Gloria smiles at him, 'What is your secret for a long happy life?'
'I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, 'he replied, 'I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise.'
'That's amazing!' Gloria responds, 'How old are you?'
'Twenty-six, 'he replies.

Tricky Logic

A doctor of psychiatry is doing his normal morning rounds at the hospital when he enters the ward.
He finds Arnold sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.  Meanwhile Mark is hanging from the ceiling by his feet.
The consultant asks Arnold what he's doing. Arnold smiles and answers, 'Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?'
The consultant nods and continues talking to Arnold and enquires what Mark is doing on the ceiling. Arnold looks up and murmurs, 'Oh, he's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb.'
The consultant looks up and notices that Mark's face is turning red and blue.
The consultant remonstrates with Arnold and says, 'If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself.'
Arnold replies with a sigh, 'What? And work in the dark.'